Boys I date fall head over heels for me and I genuinely don’t understand why.

What did I do to attract your attention and convince you I was worth it?

I seriously need to know

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

promisedean:

my hand slipped [insp]

thinksquad:

African-American actress Danièle Watts claims she was “handcuffed and detained” by police officers from the Studio City Police Department in Los Angeles on Thursday after allegedly being mistaken for a prostitute.

According to accounts by Watts and her husband Brian James Lucas, two police officers mistook the couple for a prostitute and client when they were seen showing affection in public. When the officers asked Watts to produce a photo ID when questioned, she refused. Watts was subsequently handcuffed and placed in the back of a police cruiser while the officers attempted to figure out who she was. The two officers released Watts shortly afterwards.

Watts, who played CoCo in Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained and currently stars in Martin Lawrence vehicle Partners, posted an account of the incident on her Facebook page:

Watt’s husband Brian Lucas, who is white, claimed that the two were targeted by police for being an interracial couple. In a seperate post on his Facebook page, Lucas said that “from the questions that [police] asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).”

An Los Angeles PD public information officer told Variety that “there was no record of the incident as Watts wasn’t arrested or brought into the station for questioning.”

Sadly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. In 2008, a Galveston, Texas couple sued three police officers who arrested and beat their 12-year-old daughter after mistaking her for a prostitute.

http://mic.com/articles/98826/lapd-confuses-black-actress-kissing-white-husband-for-prostitute

songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

ask-gallows-callibrator:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

cpluma:

raisinsandpalmtrees:

jxntry:

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

I’m amazed

The dopest shit ever

The spider trips me out #MindBlown

did-you-kno:

Jim Carrey had never heard of Doctor Who when he was offered the role of the 8th doctor. He declined because he thought fans would be outraged if the part wasn’t played by a fan of the show. Source

WHHHHAAATTTT

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

sixpenceee:

Pumpkin carvings that will make your jaw-drop (Source) (Frightening Halloween Masks) (Fantastic Halloween Decorations)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here