speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Kinda sorta missing my long hair

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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I think, you’re fine

You really blow my mind

Maybe, some day

You and me can run runaway

( / . \ )

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

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That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

INCIDENTAL COMICS
Words and Pictures by Grant Snider INCIDENTAL COMICS
Words and Pictures by Grant Snider

fuckingdaisies:

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

So true